What REALLY Bugs Me!!!

When you get asked to do something by your parents and its a simple request.  This could be any of the following:
1.  Ring up the phone company to ask some detail about the phone bill etc...
2.  Ask about their membership of something, especially about some discount.
3.  More of the above...

Then you get to emailing, phoning etc the relevant people and even though you have all and I mean ALL the details, they will not even give you a hint about whether your on the right track!

"Sorry....we don't have YOUR name on the system, what's your membership number?"  Obviously....I told you it was for my mother imbeciles!  I gave you the number and said it wasn't ME!

Or...

"Sorry, we can't discuss anything with you about the memberhsip of the discounts.  Get your parents to do it."

I want to say SCREAM but I really need something louder than that to truly get the message across...Bah Humbug folks!